Join the Army, they say. See the world, ...

... they say. But who would think the US Armed Forces will be your favorite Spa's greatest competitor?

Something to pick up a slow Sunday morning.  Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army

GI Jane part deux?  Bring it on!
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You know that Filipino admonition, "Huwag kang papaulan, lalagnatin ka?" (literally Don't get rained on, you'll get a fever)
 
Don't listen to it.  I promise (not), take it from someone who didn't and got sick.